Look what I can do with no hands.
Jesus H. Christmas this is sexy. The, uh, best part’s about 80% in.
Deano Carter, I love you. Thank you for making the las…t 3 years of my life the most fun and stupid, vomit-inducingly mushy of my life. Fuck knows we’ve been through almost every kind of hardship together but we’ve managed to stick a big finger up to the world and carry on regardless. We make the best team ever, with our stupid faces and jokes no fucker else would ever even start to understand. £:
I love you. As much as we both are faulted and fucked up, I’d really not want to be this fucked up with anyone but you.
Thought of the Day: A coward always seeks compromise
saw one of these things for the USA. decided we needed an english version.
Merseysiiiide *fist pump*
I downloaded this mod because I thought it’d be funny, but it’s actually really terrifying in action, especially in conjunction with some immersion/difficulty mods. You’ll be in the midst of a quest, going off to kill some evil guy or save some jerk, fighting off some baddies when ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU HEAR THIS SARCASTIC SOUNDING CHEERY MUSIC AND HEAR THE DEMONIC TOOT TOOT OF A TRAIN AND YOU LOOK IN THE SKY BUT YOU CAN’T SEE WHERE IT IS AND THE TOOT TOOT GETS LOUDER AND YOU KNOW IT’S CLOSER BUT YOU STILL CAN’T FIND IT AND THEN A STREAM OF TRAIN FIRE SHOOTS FROM BEHIND YOU AND YOU’RE FUCKING DEAD
oh my god. thomas just fucking ollieing out into the goddamn sky
John Oliver from The Daily Show Presents Gun Control to America - Imgur
Whoop dee fucking doo indeed.
Ever feel like the Daily Show does better reporting and REAL questioning than most news shows?
It’s satire only reveals more truth than not.