Jordan just asked me if Luke & I want to go paintballing with him & Kerriss next week! I really hope we can go, it’d be awesome!
Paintballing is amazing /Jelly.
This is a valuable lesson
adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not
I suppose it would be like deciding to eat a giant piece of banana and then changing your mind a bunch of times.
Last Will and Testament.
Might be cool to have your last will and testament put on tumblr’s scheduled posts.
Either that or use it to admit things long after you’ve died…
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”
“Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”
“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”
“Omg, Satan is so funny!”
“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”
“Hitlers a badass!”
“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”
